Outfit: Paper Bag Harem Pants???

Greetings Fashion Divas,

Have you ever purchased something then thought "Why and the heck did I buy this?"? It's a rare occurrence for me now that I'm a more "seasoned" shopper. But these questionable moments do occur and they actually stir up fond memories from my childhood. Do you remember when you were younger and the girls who liked every dude they were remotely attracted to were referred to as "boy crazy".....well I think that's the feeling I get when I make these impulse buys. Oh well, sometimes they work out, sometimes they don't. My recent "fashion crazy" garment is this pair of denim pants below. 

Okay, what the heck are these??? I think they are a mix between the paper bag and harem style. It's so weird that I would buy these because I take great precaution in securing clothing that flatters my curves....not hides them.

But guess what.....I bought these suckers so they're gonna get worn, whether they're in style or not! That's what I get for falling for the fad (trends last several seasons.....fads, not so much).

Another thing that irks me.....besides the waist tie that comes undone easily.....is the fact their high-waist style really shortens my torso to like 5 inches long!!! There is absolutely NO illusion of height with these bad boys....SMH.

Earrings - Street vendor

Necklace - taken from grandma's jewelry box

Cardigan and Tank - Urban Outfitters

Denim Pants - Forever 21

Handbag - Cole Haan

Wedge heels - Aldo

What do you guys think? A couple more wears then toss them? Or what?

As always, thanks in advance for the advice :-)

Arrivederci!