Can Someone Buy Me This???

Greetings Fashion Divas,

I have wanted this bag for a while now. You know, just like I've wanted the Louis Vuitton Speedy 35, Christian Louboutin Pigelle pumps, the Alexander Wang Rocco duffel, etc. You get the picture, lol.
Chloe Paraty Python Bag

Yea, yea, it's a tad bit out of my budget, lol. But I'm in love with the exotic material, gold hardware, and trapezoid shape of the bag. I don't particularly care for the shoulder strap but who cares??? The double handles will get most of my attention anyways. What a well constructed bag. *insert sigh of longing here*

Any takers to act as Santa Claus for me? Hey, it doesn't hurt to try.

Au revoir!